…….I mean in a nutshell … by Vishnu Hathiramani vishnu@skybroadband.com.ph
Hopefully my articles have been giving you universal appealing news, with a touch of humor and definitely no rumor.
I attended the Temples function on Cheti Chand day and I now truly believe that we must make our Sindhi culture stronger, better known and make our children proud of it.
A friend told me that someone called on him, then as time flew by he became a regular guest and finally he has become the master of my friend. Guess who is he? Mr. Bad Habit. Watch out for him in your life.
In Punjabi, a beautiful or sexy girl is called “Kuddi”. What do we call them in Sindhi? Chori or Sweeney. Can someone give me the correct word? Please email me.
Our Mumbai sheriff is a Sindhi female. We all must be proud of her. Read her article somewhere in this website.
Jhule Lal.
I would like to thank Ashok Hathiramani of Manila who has insured you for this laughter. {Nothing personal, just a little laughter.}
ONE LINE HUMOUR
Meeting someone in a Tapas Bar? Halal Bar? Or over a drink or meeting? Use these.
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25] Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
And remember that “'Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass but it is about learning to dance in the rain”.
Jhule Lal.