Contributed by JOHNNY CHOTRANI of Philippines
The first part of jokes you may have come across, but the second part is personally created by this writer. No offense to our sindhi brothers or Sisters.
Sindhi lawyer?
Number 1 Sindhi?
Sindhi lawyer after a case?
Purse-wani
What do you call a rich Sindhi?
Lakh ani
Sindhi with a lot of Jewels?
Hira nandani
Sindhi who's had a tough time?
Phat nani
What do you call a hairy Sindhi?
Bal ani
What is the favourite Sindhi food?
Biryani
What do you call a sindhi postman?
Mel wani
What do you call a sindhi servant?
Das wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves tea?
Chai nani
What do you call a sindhi who is a sant ?
Santwani
What do you call a sindhi who eats a lot ?
Bhojwani
What do you call a sindhi who loves Milk ?
Dudh ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a loser ?
Harjani
What do you call a sindhi who loves raita ?
Raita ni
What do you call a sindhi who loves dancing ?
Dansing hani
What do you call a Sindhi who keeps growing ?
Wadh wani
What do you call a sindhi who is always sad ?
Sad ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a communist ?
Lal wani
What do you call a sindhi who goes out a lot ?
Bhar wani
What do you call a sindhi who loves astrology ?
Chand wani
What do you call a sindhi who enjoys Chillies?
Mirch andani
What do you call a sindhi who is very naughty ?
Chanchal ani
What do you call a sindhi who loves eating Nan ?
Nan kani
What do you call a sindhi who just heard a fall ?
Thad ani
What do you call a sindhi who has a sweet tooth ?
Gur nani
What do you call a sindhi who is an electrician ?
Bij lani
What do you call a sindhi who is always laughing ?
Khil ani
What do you call a sindhi who plays with emotions ?
Bhav nani
What do you call a sindhi who is ' the one and only' ?
Kewal ramani
What do you call a sindhi who is a great watchman ?
Sipahi malani
What do you call a sindhi who is a fan of Dev Anand ?
Dev nani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of a king ?
Raja ni
What do you call a sindhi who takes bath in a Ocean ?
Darya nani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of colours?
Rang wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of obesity ?
Mot wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of 'Pearls' ?
Moti ramani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of tamarind ?
Khat wani
What do you call a sindhi who always licks everything ?
Chat lani
What do you call a sindhi who fell down & broke his legs ?
Kripl ani
What do you call a sindhi who is a follower of Lord Shiva ?
Shivlani
What do you call a sindhi who likes to play with Elephant ?
Hathiramani
What do you call a sindhi who sells groceries in wholesale ?
Tola ramani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of your father ?
Dad lani
What do you call a sindhi who speaks language of the heart ?
Man wani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of women's assests ?
Mah boobani
What do you call a sindhi who reminds you of your subordinates ?
Chella ni
What do you call a sindhi who reminds a woman of her husband ?
Nathani
What do you call a sindhi who is a strict follower of lord Buddha?
Budhrani
Why are most of the sindhi's animals ?
Cause they either end with 'anis' or 'mals'
What do you call a sindhi who has achieved peace of mind and heart ?
Man sukh ani
What do you call a sindhi who has 5 wives ?
Panj wani
SOME MORE
A SINDHI IN THE ADVERTISEMENT SECTOR - "AD" VANI = ADVANI
A SLITHERY SINDHI - "NAG"- RANI = NAGRANI
A RODENT SINDHI - "RAT"-NANI = RATNANI
A FINE TUNED SINDHI -"LA-LA" = LALLA
A HISTORICAL SINDHI - "WAS"- VANI = WASVANI
WHAT DO U CALL A SINDHI WHO FALLS FROM THE 1ST FLOOR - THUD-ANI = THADDANI
WHAT DO U CALL A SINDHI WHO FALLS FROM THE 3RD FLOOR - CRIPPLE-ANI = KRIPALANI
WHAT DO U CALL A SINDHI WHO FALLS FROM THE 10TH FLOOR - MAR-JANI = MOORJANI
AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST :
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKEPTICAL SINDHI?
